RE: [microsound] Dream

[lamm <lamm@xxxxxxx>]

...................So now we're debating about who's the mots talented
between madonna and britney spears... Please compare their sex appeal rather
than their music. I made my choice (weeeeel, britney's just a lot younger,
love her bellybutton). Nice. HAppy xmas to everyone on this list.



-----Message d'origine-----
De : david turgeon [mailto:david.t@xxxxxxxx]
Envoyé : lundi 25 décembre 2000 01:23
À : microsound
Objet : Re: [microsound] Dream


> screw being "avant-garde" about it - even on a musical level... sorry
Pita,
> Chris... "Music" is just lame. She's really falling behind here, Britney
> Spears and even ms. Aguliera have released consistantly better records
than
> Madonna over the past few years. I do salute Madonna for her utmost will
to
> survive though, she is a genius in exploiting the media (esp. this wedding
> thing over the last few days)

yeah, & since admitting you have a problem is the first step to
recovery, we can hope that you'll grow out of it.

but...  since it's christmas, i figured i wouldn't just rant on this
topic.  instead i'll post a FREE obnoxious all-caps metaphor for madonna
vs britney spear-boobs:

joey: "I REALLY LIKE DRINKING HUGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL EVERYDAY
	UNTIL I'M BLUE IN THE FACE!"
jake: "NO WAY, ALCOHOL IS LAME!  I THINK COCAINE IS MUCH MORE
	VIOLENTLY ADDICTIVE!!"
joey: "WHAT!?  D00D, COCAINE SUX!!  ALCOHOL IS MUCH BETTER AT
	MANIPULATING YOUR JUDGEMENT!!!"
recreational drugs user (passing by): "huh...  you guys should
	get out more."
joey & jake (in unison): "WE ALREADY DO!!!!!"
recreational drugs user: "maybe you should do like kim cascone
	then."
kim cascone: "me?  i'm straight-edge."
recreational drugs user: "right on d0od."
recreational drugs user's bong: "SCHHHHRLRLRLCHHHRLRLRL"

<breakbeat>

~ david

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