Re: [microsound][ot] bad instrument jokes was hello Dali, goodbye viola

[Kenric McDowell <kenricm@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Perfect pitch? When you throw a banjo into a trash can and it hits an 
accordion.

(courtesy Johnny Cash)

On Friday, January 10, 2003, at 10:12 AM, ph!L @ c e n t i b e l wrote:

> what's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
>
> you take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
>
> how can you tell if a viola is out of tune?
>
> the bow is moving.

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