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Re: [microsound] [OT] So, how much spit does it take to fry a powerbook?
As i plug away on my laptop, snack on a Napolitan, and take extreme
caution to keep the food and drink away from my workspace/comp, i
inhale a light and fluffy bit of the Napolitan's crust. That light,
flaky, heavenly bit of pastry heads straight down my windpipe and i
begin to struggle for my life(At least it felt that way, i could not
breathe)
I explode in a fit of coughing and gagging, i can not breathe, and i am
in a panic. Do note that i still have the good sense to turn away from
the Laptop to avoid showering it with food debris. I hack and gasp for
breathe for a few minuets. I slowly gain my composure and the coughs
and gags slowly subside. I put all drinks and food away and curse my
self for breaking the no food/drink rule around my laptop. I sit back
down to finish my days schlock, and one last cough makes its way to the
surface, quickly followed by an ever oscillating orb of spittle
travelling in a high arc. It lands right on my keyboard and begins to
seep into the gaps between the keys. I could only get so much with my
fingers in a panic(skin is not very absorbent). Embarrassingly it
seemed to be a lot of spit.
At that point i just gave up, sat back and waited for the fire works.
Sweet a new g4 Power book down the drain!
They never came. All is well. I did get a napkin and pressed the
keys real hard to get what remaining spit i could see under my keys,
but i have to wonder, just how bad does it have to be to fry your
laptop?(Yeah a glass of water will do the trick but thats not what i am
talking about) I have always been afraid of even an errant dew drop
from a beer or soda landing on my keyboard. Anyone lose a Laptop to a
similar situation? Minor spill, dew drop from drink?
aLEKs
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